Of all the terrible injustices we deal with in advertising (photoshoots with supermodels, cold coffee, craft services, etc.) there is one in particular that stands above the rest. I’m talking of course, about eggnog Inequality. For nearly two years, one agency, Saatchi LA, has been responsible for drinking 99% of the eggnog consumed in advertising agencies during December.

Saatchi LA - Home of the 1%

We at Team One could no longer let this egg-regious injustice stand and have decided to fight back by making ourselves visible at the nexus of the eggnog universe, Nog Pong. And thus, Occupy Nog Pong was born to right these wrongs and allow rich, creamy egg nog to freely trickle down to every agency. We’ve documented the event below for historical purposes.

The Protest Begins

An Unruly Mob Forms

The Riots Continue

Millions Watch Along at Home

Despite the fact that office services removed our makeshift tent city in a raid later that night, the 99% of Team One have vowed to return and hold protest wherever nog-related crimes against advertising may occur in the future.